just-relatable:

want more relatable?

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

imgfave:

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linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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lameust:

somnifik:

if you’re lonely, desperate, needy and sad at least be great at it

 

hydrogne:

my tongue is so cold let me put it in ur mouth

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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